Nobody’s worth giving up the last bite of Ben & Jerry’s

Sorry, love.

I know
I promised to
love
honor
cherish
respect
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera

I know
you are my
best friend
soul mate
true love
partner in parenting crime

I know
you’ve given me
patience
understanding
love
acceptance
and two amazing little creatures

But this is
Coffee Heath Bar Crunch
we’re talking here.
And honestly,
I loved it long before
I ever knew
there was an azure-eyed hero in my future.

So
take my hand
take my heart
take my breath away

But
seriously
step away from the spoon.

 

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9 Responses to Nobody’s worth giving up the last bite of Ben & Jerry’s

  1. Shawna says:

    Have I mentioned that I love you?

  2. Shawna says:

    I’ll bring my own. And it’ll be smooth and fruity. None of that candy crap. 😛

  3. shanyns says:

    Oh I could totally dedicate this to my husband…and the parenting in crime line rocks! 😀

  4. BWAHAHA!! So true! Ice cream does NOT last in our home. My husband is not allowed to buy it. But on another note…have you tried the Strawberry cheesecake Bean and Jerry’s flavor!!! Mmmm!

  5. Lindy Lee says:

    Hagen Daz Vanilla Bean…

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