Udder Nonsense

Holy cow.
Have you herd?
I’m really not one to milk
a rumor, but here’s the beef:

Bessie and Bo been playin’
hyde and seek out on the north 40.
You know her, she’s always in the
moooo-d, so I wouldn’t put it pasture.
’Course, it would be-hoove them to show
a little decorum every now and then, at least
hide out behind the barn or something.

Word is, he’s some kind of
dairy heir. She must be over the moon.
No bull.

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4 Responses to Udder Nonsense

  1. whimsygizmo says:

    Thanks, Kellie, for the inspiration for this bit o’ silliness.
    Photo and prompt from here:

  2. Super-witty with the play on words, De!! Perfect way to end my day with a good laugh! Always in the mooo-d, wouldn’t put it pasture, dairy heir!! So fun!

  3. oh my gosh! I absolutely LOVE the wordplay!!! WONDERFUL!!! What a great entry! SO happy to see you joined us. =) Thanks for the big smile!!!

  4. Lindy Lee says:

    You continue to amaze; hilarious, clever, entertaining poetry; very good work…

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