My driveway’s feeling saucy, man
-go habanero, to be exact. Wash it
all down in rivers, mourn heat lost,
shattered shards of nothing gained.
Opened the back hatch of my SUV after a Costco run yesterday, and an entire bottle of mango habanero sauce went tumbling down. Sticky, chunky, spicy mess. You’d think I would have learned by now. For past driveway drama, see this.