Daily Archives: April 24, 2014

(Gossip 101) Tell it to the person on your left and perhaps she (oh, have you heard?) will use that sharp and glee -ful tongue to spread it like manure, pure and stinky, fresh and hot off the press. She’ll … Continue reading →

.. the six worst secrets you hide the seven deadliest sins we tried the eight longest lies you denied the nine poorest innings they played the ten heinous things I hate the nine fake faces we imitate the eight worn … Continue reading →

.. She’s been lurking about all morning, making trouble. So far, she’s kicked the cat and that was just the beginning. She drank all the coffee and ate three donuts in no time flat and shrank my favorite yoga pants. … Continue reading →

.. because I don’t need it. I don’t need your platitudes or your gratitude or your attitude. I won’t be your placemat or your floormat or your doormat. I don’t need your pleadings or your misleadings, or your blank and … Continue reading →

… Got your title? Every jot and tittle must be just so. Don’t name it Gertrude or Gesundheit. No, that won’t do at all. The first four foot soldiers, word place holders, must fall into rank. If you’ve got one … Continue reading →