How (Not) to Get Back Together with the Princess



Do not climb
my hair
(ouch).

Do not kiss
me while I am
sleeping
(creepy).

Do not slay
the dragon
(he and I have
been besties for years now.)

Do not try to sell me
love at first sight,
or assume I need
saving.

Keep your sword in your
pants, Sir.

PS:
I’m not really a princess; I’m a
pirate. Bring rum, and hit the sea with me,
and oooooo, baby.

 

 


Prompted by Poetic Asides.

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3 Responses to How (Not) to Get Back Together with the Princess

  1. Gia says:

    Ha! I love the ending:

    “Keep your sword in your
    pants, Sir.

    PS:
    I’m not really a princess; I’m a
    pirate. Bring rum, and hit the sea with me,
    and oooooo, baby.”

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