Daily Archives: May 8, 2015

David Takes a Selfie

#marblemania  #lookoutladies  #nakedbathroomselfie  #chiseledabs #whatsbelowthecounter? . Is this what Michelangelo intended, or would he have unfriended this ego -centric David by now? Would ol’ Mich say taketh a hike, or would he simply “Like” this poser’s #sexier than thou? And … Continue reading

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The Upstairs Girlfriend Chronicles

. This morning, chuffed and sharp cuffed, heart linked to the rising sun, he is smug -gler of coffee and cronuts, contraband worthy of its brown cardboard wrapping. Swirl the milky cream into its depths, clearing your ………………(heart) mind of … Continue reading

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