David Takes a Selfie

selfie#marblemania  #lookoutladies  #nakedbathroomselfie  #chiseledabs #whatsbelowthecounter?

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Is this what Michelangelo intended,
or would he have unfriended
this ego
-centric David by now?

Would ol’ Mich say taketh a hike,
or would he simply “Like”
this poser’s
#sexier than thou?

And what of Donatello,
or that Leonardo fellow,
those artists
who made the Renaissance dance?

Would they each send out a tweet:
check this guy out! #neat?
Or would they
cringe and beg him put on pants!

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Image prompt from over at Magpie tales.


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17 Responses to David Takes a Selfie

  1. Kir Piccini says:

    THIS…is fantastic!
    Just fantastic.

    (plus my boys are TMNT all day , all the time right now, so the names are great too)

  2. Opal Onyx says:

    That image and your title are HILARIOUS!!!

  3. Candy says:

    Great! I think history is shuddering.
    I may have to follow you over to this prompt site too.

  4. gailatthefarm says:

    I like your response to this prompt. I could not come up with anything for this prompt although I do many of hers.

    Thanks for visiting. This was about a historical event in 1811-12. I shudder to think what lost there would be now with the concentrated population.

  5. Mama Zen says:

    This is hilarious!

  6. billgncs says:

    well written De – I suspect David might have taken for granite that marbled abs find followers 🙂

  7. This is great. I love the style and word choice. 🙂

  8. HA! I’m sure he none of them could resist what with the attention they would get with abs like that! I love your hashtags 🙂 But perhaps he would not unfriend him, but just block so he wouldn’t have to endure the endless selfies! 🙂

  9. Kathe W. says:

    what would Michelangelo think of our society today!

  10. Elena says:

    Lovely and fun. Favorite line “those artists who made the Renaissance dance”. Good wordplay.
    🙂

  11. Marie Elena says:

    Oh. My. Word!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! How do I love De? Let me count the ways …

  12. This is so clever and funny!

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