Rapunzel’s Hairdresser

..

Girl, I did not keep those golden
tresses of yours deep conditioned
for all these years so you could
let some strange dude climb them.

Show some self respect. Did I not
also teach you how to swordfight,
how to ride? (Okay, it was a saddle
on a vanity bench, but I swear, the
principles are all there.)
Did I not

loan you a pair of scissors, and
show you how to tie the very end
of your locks to the window sash
and climb down yourself? One
small snip, and you coulda been
free on your own. But no. First

guy to flex a pec in your general
direction, and you lose all decorum.

…………….Wait’ll I tell Lady Godiva.

 

..
NaPoWriMo, day 21

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2 Responses to Rapunzel’s Hairdresser

  1. Shawna says:

    Ha ha ha. This is hilarious.

    This is my favorite:
    “Did I not
    loan you a pair of scissors, and
    show you how to tie the very end
    of your locks to the window sash
    and climb down yourself?”

  2. drnurit says:

    So very clever, De.

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