Their names are Bessie and Gussie
and they’ve got things to buy.
Bring truck, bring barge, bring bussie;
these ol’ gals are on a cashflow high.
From catalogue crazes to Amazon haul,
they’re orderin’ stuff by the trunkfuls.
But the transaction that started it all
was the day they ex-ported my uncles.
Prompted by Poetic Asides April PAD Challenge, day 28. The one in which we must title it “Important____.” And yes, gettin’ a little punchy.