Late

He’s got a big ol’ watch and 
(apparently) 
some kind of (very important) date. 
We don’t know what 
(we’re all mad here.) 

Frankly, he’s quite 
frantic and perhaps it’s 
pedantic, but we’d really 
like to help the poor fella 
hop along. 

We’d ask Alice, but she’s 
currently wee, 
and Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee 
are sitting around just twiddling 
their thumbs. 

The Queen is on another 
rager (heads are about to roll),
and it seems our long-eared friend 
has lost his pager…
so 
if anyone has seen 
the White Rabbit’s day planner, 
please 
come on down 
and meet us at the Hookah Lounge. 

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