welcome to wildling bog,
where we are full of beans
and chase our november
(s)word hangovers with applesauce,
daisy chain crowns and trees.
we wily wenches
climb no stairs
(of hair or otherwise)
we spin no gold
we bear no bling
(the corsets were too tight).
we swim no sea
we spin with glee
and we’ve had four rums
(each)
since midnight.
see, here’s the thing:
princesses, we’re not.
we’ve dumped our princes
to dance with dragons
(careful now, they’re hot).
we didn’t think much of
ballrooms, and tiaras
made us tired.
here steeped in mud
-luscious freedom,
we’ve said (and made)
our peace. but
we hope that you will
make the effort to heed
one last sentence, please:
no shoes required.
::
Prompted by Miz Quickly:
Charming!
This is too funny. 🙂
Nice fairy taley poem. Took me a second to figure out stairs of hair
Mudluscious…one of my favorites. Great stuff, Sister
we’ve dumped our princes
to dance with dragons
(careful now, they’re hot).
LOVE this — it’s worth not being a princess if you can dance with a (hot) dragon!
“we bear no bling” LOL!
Such fun to read aloud
Yep. I’ll wiggle my toes in your mud any day! 🙂