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Rapunzel’s Hairdresser

Posted on April 21, 2016 by whimsygizmo

.. Girl, I did not keep those golden tresses of yours deep conditioned for all these years so you could let some strange dude climb them. Show some self respect. Did I not also teach you how to swordfight, how … Continue reading →

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Blow Dryer Arm (Acute BDA)

Posted on April 19, 2016 by whimsygizmo

… This is, by many lengths, the least cute pain I’ve ever had. I’m tellin’ you, Doc, this BDA is very, very BAD. It aches, it quakes. It trembles. It sings a mournful song. Its nerves are all in tangles. … Continue reading →

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