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The Dread Pirate Mermaid Princess Poopypants 

I shall not dance for you today, not on fins nor on siren’s sails. Not on confused muse mirrored lake, nor these damned pages.  These quills hold porcupine stingand no lasting high,and I am tired.  Even the syllables of my own name taste like dust. I’ve … Continue reading


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.. She thought she was a pirate, thought she’d sail the high seas, pillage and plunder as she pleased. Somebody handed her a plunger in ….-stead. She thought she was a princess, thought she’d ride a white steed, braid daisies … Continue reading

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