Tag Archives: silly poems

Rubbing our back legs together to make this poem 

Posted on November 18, 2022 by whimsygizmo

It all started with a cricket.  We found it in the thicket (over there, by the stairs). We heard they were good luck, and so we sat down  and struck up a dialogue,as directed by the bees.  Then a baby snail slugged by … Continue reading →

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Posted on November 10, 2022 by whimsygizmo

All Aboard  The struggle bus is leaving soon. We’re all mad here, I fear, most  mad and moonly. Sit down, let’s whine and dine just fine until we get fed up with empty cups and lack of clack. The trick: to click  your … Continue reading →

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Git Blanks

Posted on April 10, 2021 by whimsygizmo

Cuz nobody really wantsta kill anybody, right? We just wanna scare ’em. So when he gits here with his henchmen and his harem and starts haranguing us about the loan, we git to firin’. By the time they realize it’s all noise, just sound and smoke, we git halfway to the … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Ketchup

Posted on November 25, 2018 by whimsygizmo

{Weighing the Pros&Con-diments} on poems. I must -ard(ently) ward off these fears and relish the thought of just inking away, come what may (oh) (naise.)     … I Can’t Erase These Words I have put them out into the … Continue reading →

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spitting at the sun

Posted on April 23, 2018 by whimsygizmo

she’s too hot too handle, and so the boys take action, look up and fire away. …………gravity laughs.   ..

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cumin in my coffee

Posted on October 3, 2016 by whimsygizmo

  smells like feet. but it was too early to find the cinn -amon. start over. grind and brew. and please pass the nutmeg.

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meanwhile, upstairs…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by whimsygizmo

there is much g a l l u m p i n g.      

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bazinga!

Posted on April 12, 2016 by whimsygizmo

bazinga! gotcha! tag, you’re it! no need to argle-bargle. don’t lollygag, you nincompoop – finagle me a bagel. it’s time to host a hullabaloo with all the silly words; canoodle up a codswallop, a doozy of absurd. come, jot and … Continue reading →

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the inevitability of the funny (farm)

Posted on October 23, 2015 by whimsygizmo

  is it absurd to stretch a w           o           r             d so far across the page, it kerns itself silly? is it willy nilly (piccadilly stage) to paint your … Continue reading →

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