Harry Wants a Heffalump

(he’s feeling a little woozy)
He’s in a nonstop writing slump,
and this one is a doozy.

Harry wants a heffalump,
not a ferret nor a frog.
He’s had it with cat-astrophes
and can’t get his dog to blog.

He’s just invented the swooshiphone
(or…what the heck is that thing?)
and he needs a pet to peddle it
and make his poems sing.

Harry wants a heffalump
some handsome pet to brag on.
And if the heffalump won’t jump,
then Harry wants a dragon.



Quickly prompted.

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6 Responses to Harry Wants a Heffalump

  1. Shawna says:

    This is hilarious! I love the second stanza; you’re SO creative!

  2. Lerene Forte says:

    This is MARVELOUS–I love it!

  3. julespaige says:

    I’d settle for a dragon 🙂

  4. Harry’s kind of demanding and forceful – I’m sure a heffalump does not want him!

  5. Jeff says:

    Awww. . . but heffalumps and woozles are very confuzle! 😀

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