Blow Dryer Arm (Acute BDA)

This is, by many lengths,
the least cute
pain I’ve ever had.
I’m tellin’ you, Doc,
this BDA
is very, very BAD.

It aches, it quakes. It trembles.
It sings a mournful song.
Its nerves are all in tangles.

…I think my hair’s too long.


Prompted by Magaly’s Dark Poetry for the Cruelest Month.
Big fun. Come play! 




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5 Responses to Blow Dryer Arm (Acute BDA)

  1. Sanaa Rizvi says:

    That was one hell of a fabulous write 😀 ❤

  2. This is pure fun, De. Well, the poem is. Goodness knows that Acute BDA is a real killer. Those shakes will get you every time. 😀

  3. Khaya Ronkainen says:

    Lol…BDA is acute, indeed. Very funny 🙂

  4. Rommy says:

    HA! I remember the days I attempted to tame my curls into submission with one of those dreadful things and a sturdy brush. So don’t miss BDA! Really fun and very clever piece.

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